Likewise, the watermelon.

peashooter85:

Rare Collier flintlock revolving rifle, circa 1820-1825.

Sold at Auction:  €12,000

(Source: hermann-historica.de)

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

(via searchbeauty)

subcourfeyrac:

twerkingongaycountries:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

I cant think of pansexual spy puns

international pan of mystery

(via makeitgloriouslittlebird)

georgetakei:

This made the rounds, but not with Christopher’s friends’ reactions. Child stars always have it tough. Oh bother….

georgetakei:

This made the rounds, but not with Christopher’s friends’ reactions. Child stars always have it tough. Oh bother….

(via miwrighting)

sammyinthespookytardis:

swagolasthranduilion:

courf-feyracs:

boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten

image

slow clap for the doctor who fandom

(Source: flopsyharry, via makeitgloriouslittlebird)

perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A Malfunctioning Animated Sign in an Urban Area (Windows XP)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A Malfunctioning Animated Sign in an Urban Area (Windows XP)

(via doctordangerous)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

(via buggerit-millenniumhandandshrimp)

lokiwholockfactory:

Are you the Doctor?
Doctor who?
x

DO YOU FANCY BILLIE PIPER SIR

(Source: blazestarre, via makeitgloriouslittlebird)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via jayblakkbird)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via doctordangerous)