Likewise, the watermelon.

daisychainpopsicle:

aniaikiru:

Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try

Thank you. I’m a “drama queen” to my family.

(Source: just-a-hurt-girl, via buggerit-millenniumhandandshrimp)

“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.”
— Plath, Sylvia. The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via gore-pop)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via buggerit-millenniumhandandshrimp)

lectorel:

thefluffingtonpost:


Cat Is First Thing Man Sees Upon Waking Up from Coma
“I’ll tell you, it was a little disconcerting,” says Thom Aaronson, who woke up from a coma early Monday morning to the sight of his cat Sasha, hovering close to his face.  ”It’s nice to know she cares so much, I guess, but I mean, give a guy some room, you know?”
“She never left his side,” according to a nurse close to the situation. “Day and night, she was always staring right at his face.  Once he woke up, though, she sort of lost interest and went to sit in a window.”
Via Raoul Pop.


Oh good, you finally woke up. Now feed me.

lectorel:

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Is First Thing Man Sees Upon Waking Up from Coma

“I’ll tell you, it was a little disconcerting,” says Thom Aaronson, who woke up from a coma early Monday morning to the sight of his cat Sasha, hovering close to his face.  ”It’s nice to know she cares so much, I guess, but I mean, give a guy some room, you know?”

“She never left his side,” according to a nurse close to the situation. “Day and night, she was always staring right at his face.  Once he woke up, though, she sort of lost interest and went to sit in a window.”

Via Raoul Pop.

Oh good, you finally woke up. Now feed me.

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

(via youknowyourebritishwhen)

rhamphotheca:

A Yellow-crowned Night Heron (Nyctanassa violacea), in Florida, cools off in the pool of a surprised homeowner.
(via: The National Audubon Society)

rhamphotheca:

A Yellow-crowned Night Heron (Nyctanassa violacea), in Florida, cools off in the pool of a surprised homeowner.

(via: The National Audubon Society)

(via miwrighting)

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

(Source: park-slope-narcissist, via miwrighting)

fishingboatproceeds:

Since the TFIOS movie became available On Demand and for digital download and people can now pause and zoom in and stuff, many people have asked who wrote the pages of An Imperial Affliction that appear in the movie.
I did. Executive producer Isaac Klausner asked me to write four pages (the two you see here and the final two pages of the book) for the movie edition of An Imperial Affliction, so I did. In this passage, Anna is recalling intense pain breaking through her high doses of narcotic pain medication. 
The book that Hazel reads in the movie is just the four pages I wrote printed over and over again hundreds of times. I have a copy of it in my house; it’s my only souvenir from the movie set.

fishingboatproceeds:

Since the TFIOS movie became available On Demand and for digital download and people can now pause and zoom in and stuff, many people have asked who wrote the pages of An Imperial Affliction that appear in the movie.

I did. Executive producer Isaac Klausner asked me to write four pages (the two you see here and the final two pages of the book) for the movie edition of An Imperial Affliction, so I did. In this passage, Anna is recalling intense pain breaking through her high doses of narcotic pain medication. 

The book that Hazel reads in the movie is just the four pages I wrote printed over and over again hundreds of times. I have a copy of it in my house; it’s my only souvenir from the movie set.


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: asapscience, via doctordangerous)

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

bookshelfofstuff:

A friend will give you a sofa to crash on.

A best friend will save you from the destruction of your home planet.

And some friends chase sofas together in order to travel through eddies in the space-time continuum. 

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

(via miwrighting)