Likewise, the watermelon.

janietimelady:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART IN ALL NINE EPISODES

(Source: mishasteaparty, via thespitfirephilosophy)

oecologia:

Eruption of Puyehue Puyehue National Park, Chile (by Francisco Negroni).

(via thespitfirephilosophy)

your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

(Source: alxbngala, via penandapincushion)

thespitfirephilosophy:

dancing around the kitchen to fleetwood mac while aggressively singing at the dog is my new favourite thing to do

“The first pizza was created on the Disc by the Klatchian mystic Ronron ‘Revelation Joe’ Shuwadhi, who claimed to have been given the recipe in a dream by the Creator of the Discworld Himself, Who had apparently added that it was what He had intended all along. Those desert travellers who had seen the original, which is reputedly miraculously preserved in the Forbidden City of Ee, say that what the Creator had in mind then was a fairly small cheese and pepperoni affair with a few black olives** and things like mountains and seas got added out of last-minute enthusiasm, as so often happens.

**After the Schism of the Turnwise Ones and the deaths of some 25,000 people in the ensuing jihad the faithful were allowed to add one small bayleaf to the recipe.”
Mort, Terry Pratchett. (via the-alchemist-guild)

(Source: the-library-and-step-on-it, via the-alchemist-guild)

imalldisneyprincess:

fuckyeahawesomehouses:

The only thing that would make these secret room bookcases cooler is if you activate them by pulling out a special, secret book :)

I want a secret room covered by a bookshelf

(Source: onekindesign.com, via kaleidoscope-champagne)

ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

(Source: snapchatting, via jayblakkbird)

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

(via imnotlost-imwandering)

elegantpaws:

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

Our dog is too short for the licking bums thing - Thank God, but not one person in our household can take a bath or shower without, Mr McIntosh, accompanying you with a toy as he sits outside the tub and waits for you to miraculously appear.
He sits with you as you cream, blow dry and various other activities until you are dressed…then goes back to his much needed 18hrs of sleep.

elegantpaws:

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

Our dog is too short for the licking bums thing - Thank God, but not one person in our household can take a bath or shower without, Mr McIntosh, accompanying you with a toy as he sits outside the tub and waits for you to miraculously appear.

He sits with you as you cream, blow dry and various other activities until you are dressed…then goes back to his much needed 18hrs of sleep.

(Source: dogshame)

“If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.”
— (via hopelesslyhealing)

(Source: aestheticintrovert, via fangpants)

bearyourcross:

this-is-a-laughing-matter:

DID EVERYONE FORGET THE CREDITS IN MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL?

this is the photoset I have been waiting for.

(via progadelic)

historicaltimes:

An East German soldier ignores orders to let no one pass and helps a boy, who was found on the opposite side from his family, cross the newly formed ‘Berlin Wall’- 1961

historicaltimes:

An East German soldier ignores orders to let no one pass and helps a boy, who was found on the opposite side from his family, cross the newly formed ‘Berlin Wall’- 1961

(via plurdledgabbleblotchits)